I can't wait to see the Professor doing forbidden medical research on Beaker!

I blame the Obama Satan guy. He's already working his evil… um… works.

Well, if her job was to make me once again aware of her existence, she's accomplished that. I look forward to completely forgetting about her as soon as possible, though!

I missed something. Why does Hawkeye have a giant black cock on his back? And why is he wearing homeless-person gloves? And didn't Amelie already find the Holy Grail with Tom Hanks?

He just wants the land for himself so he can build a "Hoffbrauhaus."

Source Code was pretty good. Not really any thanks to her, but… hey, she showed up.

My vote is for the Hellraisers from Furniture Hell.
"We'll tear your upholstery apart… and replace it with a really stylish slate-gray pleather that's treated with water-resistant, hypoallergenic latex!"

Personally, I think he was secretly poisoned by Bono.

That would be JUST LIKE Satan… to deceive us by appearing clearly as a Satanic figure in a popular TV drama that happens to resemble the President, who in turn is obviously a secret Muslim Antichrist, with that completely obvious unconcealed Muslim middle name. HE'S THE MASTER OF LIES, PEOPLE!

As a Southern American who portrays a redneck alien on this message board, I will gladly stand with you in the front lines of this metaphorical battle for our shared Anglo-Saxon cultural word-hoard! Just show me where to stand and give me a pike, or a bayonet, or something. And point me towards Brussels.

Fey (along with Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph) was actually one of the bright spots in a decade of general decay. Fey was also the best thing to happen to Weekend Update since Norm, since she wrote and delivered the best lines while Fallon laughed inanely.

Or maybe something totally unexpected, like an appreciation of "Community" or "Arrested Development".

I have no real opinion about Girls. It's all right, I can live with or without it.

Agreed, except I really like "Hot Knife" the way it is. It's perfect with just the piano and myriad Fiona voices.

Don't spook them!

Just wait until they get a load of Tarantino's next project, "Dalai Unleashed"

You mean as in, "let's pull a bird, mate, like all the other chavs with their chavettes and scenesters and yobs and ladettes, having rows in the lift or the boot of the lorry?" Of course I have a full command of British vernacular!

"And the people at the cinema were shilly-shallying with these tiny portable telegraph contraptions! And there were Orientals there!"

Point taken. I may have been insane or drunk when posting. There are indeed a lot of tits.

Sorry, I missed your reply to this post. I was busy attending my weekly Osirian Mystery Cult meeting.