OK, I'll give you Odysseus. Maybe even Hamlet.  But Aeneas?!?  Third-tier epic. No matter how many after-the-fact critical reviews give it a "Pitchfork 10".
Point taken though. Even Mickey Mouse has probably had more reach than Thor until lately.

Let's bring in the Mormons, and Xenu too!

Technically, what we may be dealing with here is a Levantine Ghoul. Not quite sure though.. I have to check my Patterson's Guide to The Undead: Mediterranean Area.

It's like that last season of your favorite TV show where everybody just gets preachy and boring. The stoning and nailing scenes don't spice it up at all.

Well, Thor and Jesus always win. Consistently the two most popular characters in Western civilization over the last 2000 years. They really should do a team-up… it's a shame those Jesus fans are so touchy about "canon."

I think I speak for most when I say… damn good drama, wish it was on HBO so we could have better cgi and actual tits.

I met my Mirror Universe self once for a beer. It was pretty boring. I blame the setting, though. Folk-acoustic brewpub near a red dwarf. Jukebox full of speed metal couldn't wake their ass up.

Coincidentally, that's the next experimental flavor for Doritos!

And red velvet ice cream is usually flavored with butter pecan. Actually, it is red-colored butter pecan. for whatever that's worth.

What is this "Simpsons" you speak of? Almost as astonishingly unlikely as a film and TV series based upon an ascendant race of apes! One might almost say… "highly dubious!"

If Morrissey weren't self-avowedly asexual, he might have a good shot at banging Debbie Downer. I imagine it as a very morose bang, perhaps with a few pauses for deep sighs of resignation.

His jokes were pretty mild considering his previous output, and most of them had a "I'm gonna make fun of myself supposedly being a shocking, sick comic" vibe. The "element that undermines the offense" is that element called "humor," which often does the job of making people uncomfortable on several levels at once.
Oh,…

Wouldn't that be SILFS?

Feets bucking fakin'?

I think you have just successfully merged the three worlds of sex, food, and disgust in a way that makes me really hungry and horny. And not at all ashamed, either. Ummmm.. kudos?

YOU KNOW NOTHING, JON SNOW!

Yeah. I kinda… enjoyed the two-column thing, though, ya know… hey, I'm just saying, maybe we could try something like that again in the future… you know, to spice things up? "Vote me up?" 
(awkward silence) 
OK honey, I'll turn out the lights so you can get undressed.

"Real man"? "Wow factor"? Come on, PBS, why don't you just tell it like it is? Call a spade a….

Um… ok, my only problems with this comment… 
1.) Am I the only one that didn't see anything resembling anti-Semitism, rancor, or humor in MacFarlane's "spiel"?2.) The irrational wing of the Republican Party will be in power exactly… when, and why? And what does MacFarlane have to do with it?3.) If his spiel corresponds…

Is this like the Million Man March or something? 
If not, can we get the Million Men together with the Million Moms so they can have something to do  with their free time, and stop bothering people?Then maybe they could Focus on the Family instead of on fictional pig sex.