My only comment about the evening is that Christopher Plummer just needs to get over his diva self.

If Astrology has taught us anything, it's that the Leos always blame the Capricorns.

A little personist?

What a gay town! I mean, it's really jovial and homosexual!

Is Putin backing this?
*suddenly dies of mysterious blow to head with radioactive umbrella*

All the Febreze in the world can't freshen up that casting couch

We object to the term "elevator music," which is offensive to elevators. They are reliable machines that move people vertically. When referring to Muzak, we prefer the term "audio tryptophan."

Wow, this thread seems to be touching some of you humans' touchy spots. Ow, feel that? Touchy! All that adorable arguing and posturing!

Wow, this thread seems to be touching some of you humans' touchy spots. Ow, feel that? Touchy! All that adorable arguing and posturing!

It's also evidenced in Super 8. It's supposedly partially "homage" to Spielberg, who used real cameras with real lens flares, as opposed to today's whiz kids, who have never actually been out in the sun with a silvered glass lens in their lives *obligatory cane shake*

Don't forget guitar picks. These kick-ass riffs by fingers alone shred, think you?

Into Exile must he go.

Yeah, he looked like a green Gummy Bear.
It was one of the most embarrassing moments in a trilogy that itself could have been called "Star Wars: Nothing But Embarrassing Moments."

Yay, let's have more adventures with Flying Yoda and the cgi Wookiees riding their bark tricycles with their slingshots.

.wav is the digital audiophile's equivalent to 180g vinyl.

… and the word No?

It's like those 20 years never happened! Except for the fact that we're all tethered to our external digital wireless brains now, well on our way to uploading our identities into a virtual alternative universe that will enable us to ignore the rapidly decaying biosphere!

Hey, if you want bare torso from your superheroes, there's always the Golden Age Hawkman. Or, I guess, the Hulk counts too, technically.

Wowza….. I'm expecting minimal coherence but trippy and spectacular design here. Audiences might as well just go ahead and drink a bottle of absinthe before they attend a screening.