Free the Bear Jew! Free the Bear Jew!

$1000 is the first level of the Live Givers Club. I accept donations ONLY in precious metal coinage or its equivalent in Sols of manual labor.

They should call the episode "Through the Looking Glass."
And that one, NPR? Free. Free of charge. You're welcome.

"And so, Guru-Murthy walked to the elevator slowly, gingerly hobbling and wincing from the pain of another Tarantino Butt-Shutdown, thinking to himself, "Having your butt slammed shut like the metal doors of a pawn shop at 4 a.m.? Yes. Yes, that hurts. Damn you Tarantino. Well played. Well played, indeed."

*flash of light*

um, my turn? um…. obligatory Analrapist reference…

When the call comes in the middle of the night… who will you trust?

Everybody shits their pants at the White House! It's been a tradition since J.K. Polk's inauguration party.

@Anonymous Bosch: I guess the difference is, it's a classic setting into which you can put yourself into your own narrative. Kinda like OD'ing on heroin at the Chelsea Hotel instead of, say, an apartment in Poughkeepsie.

I don't know anything about the movie, but I really enjoyed the posts!

Isn't that why you Romans built Hadrian's Wall? To keep the bands in? Well, it's not working and it needs repairs.

Shit doesn't get old. It just greys out.

Ice-T should play Fin from "SVU" on the episode. Then Pelosi could be his crusty and traditional Italian-American partner who plays by the rule book but still believes in slapping the suspect around a little behind closed doors.

@Lokimotive… Damn I never thought of it before but now that you mention it… Lil Wayne could play Miles in a movie, their faces are quite similar.

I want a picture of Lil Wayne's untattooed face tattooed on the right side of my face and his currently tattooed face tattooed on the left side of my face. Then I can get the left side updated constantly with his new tattoos so it can be a living museum of Lil Wayne's progression through life.

"And that? That's the bowl that I want. Right there."

"And that? That's the bowl that I want. Right there."

Obviously the Future happened in the 90s, and peaked in 1996.

Obviously the Future happened in the 90s, and peaked in 1996.

Totally unrealistic, though. Severed dwarf prostitute hands don't sound anything like that, in my experience.