Totally unrealistic, though. Severed dwarf prostitute hands don't sound anything like that, in my experience.

So… Fitment is for fit people to decorate their apartments with?
Or is it just for Barbie dolls with growth hormone issues?

So… Fitment is for fit people to decorate their apartments with?
Or is it just for Barbie dolls with growth hormone issues?

I recommend better access to mental health care and more difficult access to guns for my relatives, too. Those guys, they're crazy.

I recommend better access to mental health care and more difficult access to guns for my relatives, too. Those guys, they're crazy.

OK, lavish, lush design… 3D… period romance.. DiCaprio… pearls… ll they need is a magnificently cgi Long Island to sink into the Atlantic, and you got your Oscarbuster right there.

OK, lavish, lush design… 3D… period romance.. DiCaprio… pearls… ll they need is a magnificently cgi Long Island to sink into the Atlantic, and you got your Oscarbuster right there.

My hair is actually clipped to Starfleet standards.

My hair is actually clipped to Starfleet standards.

Agreed. It's pretty pleasant throughout. My ex-gf loved it so we used to watch it many many more times than should be allowed by the Geneva Conventions, but it kinda grew on me.

Agreed. It's pretty pleasant throughout. My ex-gf loved it so we used to watch it many many more times than should be allowed by the Geneva Conventions, but it kinda grew on me.

"Let another drop of Gauntlet-Grey Electrum enamel paint drip on my boots, Nerdlinger, and you're gonna be spitting pieces of your retainer out of what used to be your face. I'm known for my realistic features, but my axe will turn yours unrealistic pretty quick. You KNOW these boots are supposed to be Sauron Matte…

"Let another drop of Gauntlet-Grey Electrum enamel paint drip on my boots, Nerdlinger, and you're gonna be spitting pieces of your retainer out of what used to be your face. I'm known for my realistic features, but my axe will turn yours unrealistic pretty quick. You KNOW these boots are supposed to be Sauron Matte…

Wait, is this Yule or April Fools? 
Staake and Ruan? Paisley tie?  
Has the world gone topsy-turvy?
Must I post, or must I die?

Wait, is this Yule or April Fools? 
Staake and Ruan? Paisley tie?  
Has the world gone topsy-turvy?
Must I post, or must I die?

cool!

cool!

You're right, I was thinking of Hot in Cleveland. My apologies, Captain.

You're right, I was thinking of Hot in Cleveland. My apologies, Captain.

*sigh* this thing again?