I'm sure the signs and ads just say CALL ICE.

When houses be flippin
Suckas be trippin
Don't need no ReMax
I like my ladies with Tampax

Bible spoiler alert: Neither the Messiah nor Jesus comes back.

If a work of art/entertainment depends completely on a spoiler
… then it's probably not that strong a work to begin with.

On a related note, I bet the "Fucking Health Expo" draws a good crowd when it comes to Vegas. There are always new advances in healthy fucking technologies worth checking out.

Strangely enough, I skimmed the whole article at the fastest my screen would scroll and that happened to be the one snack that jumped out at me. OK, I guess it could be because I am a wino.

"We're strong innocent fun flirtatious vulnerable…"
"and sometimes we will fucking kill you if you rape us!"

No one knew who they were, or what they were doing…

Gimmick posters!? On this site? How could anyone ever suggest that sort of thing goes on here?

Um….
Yeah.. it's.. um…
umm…

OK, make that two….

Well, that's one. Good for you! You took a stand! Didn't that feel nice?

I agree, they were a band.
Not just "Jack White + some girl drummer."

I, for one, welcome Suri Cruise as our new overlord
I'm busily sewing her a spectacular coronation jumpsuit as we speak. It should be done by the time she turns 25.

Milli Vanilli: Turn Off The Dark
another possible title

I thought Irony was unhip enough to be hip again.
Clearly not yet.

I thought the title of the film
referred to her undyeably black pubes.

Homo franconis conquered our race long ago.. IN THE FUTURE!

Human beings?
Then why illustrate this article with that picture, which is OBVIOUSLY of an alien praying mantis?

Wasn't this the first step towards an Idiocracy?
Man, even the quality of our celebrity politicians is plunging. From Reagan, to Schwarzenegger, to Ventura, to Campbell…