I guess …
… that old "engineer its own cancellation by lofting me to ever higher planes of fame" strategy didn't work as good as the more old-fashioned strategy of "doing something anyone over 14 gives a shit about."

In order to get used to seeing Dunst naked
I will require many, many pictures of her naked before I see these movies, right? Otherwise, how could I be "used to" seeing her naked?

What about the zombies!?!?
Also, are there crickets in December? There sure are in my globally-warmed ecosystem!

Also, if his dad was a Frankenstein and his mother was a vampire, why is he a werewolf ?

License to parody
.. is still alive in U.S. law, no matter what anyone thinks. But maybe they can get a libel suit going in the UK or something

Let's hope they bring out the heavy sandblasters to scour the Grotto walls before the party. I hear the walls get really moldy in there. (There's a joke about Hef's latest girlfriend in here, too, and it doesn't take a lot of diggin')

And his hair smells like wet Berber

Long as the dong
Of Stretch Armstrong

Uh-oh, it looks like Britney left her SPEARS!
Have you met our HEAD salesman?
You're looking at the BACK of a waterfall…….. who knew? Who knew water had a BACK?!?

That doll freaked me out when I was a kid.

God bless that hacky bastard. May he never, ever turn down a paycheck.

I agree, I wondered if we had even watched the same show. There wasn't that much of a drop-off in quality from the pilot, and people like Merle do exist, and could exist in even worse form once civilization removes its curbs, so yeah, I say this episode delivered.

Leno is a car salesman, gently rocking America to sleep with his middlebrow chuckle while buffing their finish with his soft chin

It hit the right notes.
I enjoyed it. It's not overbloated just for the sake of measuring up to the level of pre-season hype: it feels like Conan, back after a break, settling into a new but not too different arena for his mild version of wackiness. Even his usual self-deprecation works in his favor, because it…

That Sondheim, man… not hummable.

I saw this in college at the student theater in 1991
and it freaked me out. I think I was actually shaking as I walked home afterwards. It's still one of my favorite films. I'm kind of glad all American action/suspense films aren't like it though, it was actually…. unpleasant in a lot of ways… too powerful. I…

I fully expect an index entry in this book that reads

People, people! Let's not get distracted by tiny details. All people are dying to know is the length of Jagger's erect member, from glans to perineum. That's all!

The more their genitals are damaged, the better
For society, the future, civilization, etc. of course.

Highly dubious. Vader has no motive in this action.