It rhymes with "chiffon". Ba-KON.

Dude, I like to imagine that somewhere in the multiverse, a Vulcan with a mullet is getting drunk with a Dalek. Thanks for making that slightly more than impossible.

There'll be no place for "crap" in Hallmark's World of Tomorrow!

I hear you can get crabs in Lord Baltimore.

I'll have a cup of Lethe myself

He's got the forehead for it.
Jesus, that kid could support several simultaneous leagues of handball on the Brobdingnagian expanse of meat and calcium that is his frontal skull bone.

Sounds like your car's driving you, man!

HATE!
There is no hate here.
HATE!
I don't know how to do that.
inventory
You have:
Bag of Asses, Pulled Groin Muscle, Humourous Nose, a vase.
FILL VASE WITH HATE
I don't see how you can do that.

I am concluding that many of tonight's posters are high on something of their choice.

That's nothing, wait till Vampires Suck shoots to the top of the historical charts.

I see a new solution to the deficit problem!
Wouldn't hurt if the government got into Pixar.
just a couple thousand of these heartwarming puppies and we're well on our way to fiscal solvency!

Betty White Feelings are a complicated thing.

Don't worry, the permanent praise is only valid for the next two weeks. It's worth about a half of a Quiznos sandwich, I think.

That's all right, most of us are stoned anyway

Well, we all wouldn't be reading the AV club
if we didn't deserve a good dose of Sudden Realization that the Masses are Vacant.

Didn't we have that soul searching moment already?
We already sold our souls to the freak show. Nobody should be surprised at this.

Um.. there are nuances.

Chuck and Buck!
Never made it through the first 30 minutes!

Aint It Cool News commenters make AV Club ones look like the goddamn Algonquin Round Table.

I too miss Meg's tits. Tila's just can't compare.