I am sure it's been noted, but….
The longest version both triggers ever stayed intact, immediately following the start of play, on any Christmas morning: approximately 101.69 seconds

Don't you mean "Blocko?"
Yeah. "Blocko: The Movie."

I admit it, I let the Cartesians out. They told me they needed to pee. All of them at once.

I personally want to see some backstory from the screenplay.
For instance, what is the road's motivation? Why is it there? What happened in its childhood to cover it with ice? It's a chance to build some real empathy.

White Load Duckers

She thinks she can do acronyms…
She hasn't met one Mr. Gary Busey.

Other single-name Lindsays
Lindsay Nielsen is my choice.

The Polyphonic Spree came along and did a better Zwan than Zwan. Ball's in your court, Corgan!

Ironically, "Turnabout Intruder" is also the name of my particular favorite Vulcan sex act. Totally worth waiting seven years for.

It's like Lotto
You have to be in it to win it

A "sitter?"
I assume you mean a trip sitter, not a baby sitter

I stared a pigeon to death once.
That's all right. He had it coming.

Sounds great! I like J. Michael Vincent!
Um, wait… is this some other kind of wolf show?

Any hot Vulcan cougars on your site? I would be honored to make their next mating period one to remember

You know, that Blingee site is crap. I tried searching for "boobs", "hott", "lolita" and "anal" and totally nothing came up.

Don't worry Genevieve!
Finagling an industry connection into a free pass for something like this doesn't make you a "terrible person." It just makes you a "media person."

15-foot radius?
I beg to differ. The combined douche vibrations created by this group were actually felt by seismographs in Chile and were sufficient to lengthen the Earth's rotation by .0053806 hours.

I was voted Most Likely to be a Conformist
in my high school yearbook!

Daily Buzzkills…
I'm not sure how I like this "daily" business. At this rate, I can't even work up a good buzz to get killed before the next one comes along.

Dark, didn't Nine Inch Nails already come out with one of those in the early 90s?