Fox's Octomom Special:
another working title was, "I'm a Celebrity Fetus, Get Me Out of the Octomom's Uterus!"

I like the sub-tagline for the Antonio thing..
"The Ride Begins."
Right, ladies, the sweaty, sandy, beach horse ride begins August 16. Be sure to wipe the lather off your thighs when you dismount; the producers have placed a poolside shower for your convenience. Our bachelor will not be using the shower, however; he is…

"You don't know how big this 'government' is, Marge. It goes all the way up to the president!"

In a World…
of Judges…
Only One Man
Can be Caged.

His kids… He wants to take them back?
What, like back into his scrotum to try again?

And the title itself, "Motherhood"…
could refer to the state of being a mother, or to the WACKY state of having a hood pulled over your face in preparation for torture! Or even a poor neighbor "HOOD," where young men congregate, and some turn to crime, with sexy results!

With all condolences and respect to the rockabilly pioneer… it is truly sad if your middle name has become an assassin icon.

Thetans! Tonight, we audit in HELL!!!!!!!!!

Well, whatever you think about their "doctrine", Scientology acts more like the Mafia. They bring up children inside the complex, indoctrinate them, bleed followers of their money, and cut off all contact with the remaining world. That's what makes 'em a cult, folks! Any "religion" that's afraid of releasing its own…

@Pig in Zen: No matter how many, it won't be enough for me. (As long as they're all Scientologists of course)

Who ordered this?
Put epaulets on a speedfreak… next thing you know, you got a shitload of thug boy scouts pulling an entourage of empty-eyed parade float idiots.

It just involves a pu-pu platter being shoved down your throat

I think he closed down a few years ago. I got some kind of an alumni email about it.
Athens is like Theseus' Ship. The individual pieces come and go, but the whole place always feels and looks the same nonetheless.

Harvesting Harry Potter's Spermaceti
would make a good title for just about anything.

I've just invented a blog that is self-criticizing! No need for nitpickers!

I think it's pretty clear in the episode that none of the Enterprise crew really admires the efficiency, et al, of the Nazi society… but I agree that they are pretty nonchalant about it.
Maybe that's just the "Prime Directive" coming into play (why don't they call it the "Passive-Aggressive Directive?") but it would…

Or you could murder your wife and her male friend, and not go to jail at all. You have to have an exceptionally good lawyer, however, who knows how to use gloves in the courtroom. And it helps to be a rich and famous jock.

Let's get to brawlin'! This fightin' ain't gonna stop itself!

Wait… one more question
Do I technically have to wait until she does something that pisses me off before I beat her? Or can I just schedule it for, say, tonight at 11 p.m. when she gets home from her shift at Denny's?

Thank Goodness!
These reboots don't just write themselves, you know.
Well, except for the whole "having being written before" part.