YOU ARE TEARING ME APART PUBERTY!!!

This boils down to “I don’t like that you’re utilizing this avenue for discourse in the manner it was intended.”

I’m glad this story is getting the attention it deserves. I remember submitting a tip to Gawker when the same thing happened at my college paper, hoping some concerned journalists would see the importance of it. We covered it really thoroughly and were outraged. Also, our funding restructure had nothing to do with a…

There’s one critical hangup in all of this... for mammalian cell culture, there is an essential component of the growth medium we use: serum, derived from bovine blood (the plasma, basically)*. Most commonly, fetal bovine serum. Serum contains tons of individual growth factors which are very important in stimulating…

Uhm, excuse me... your article was incomplete. Here. I fixed it for you. Behold the Stewart. Bald before bald was cool. All hail Sir Patrick!

My Auntie did this with her boyfriend and another guy. They ran around in Dalmatian outfits for a couple hours, then disappeared and returned dressed in red Union suits with scraps of fur and Auntie has a lush fur stole.

LOOK, OK. SO. It was a bucks night, alright, and all they bought was ribs. And I was friggin trashed, cos thats really not my scene. And the ribs came with potatoes, and I was just dipping the potatoes in the rib sauce and juices oh god it was so good and i felt so sick the next day and I’ve never told anyone this,…

Dude your thetans are showing.

Okay, I haven’t read through yet, but last week, I discussed writing up a “BCO In Jokes Primer”... and here it is. For all those who are new...

Miniaturizing animals rarely has a good outcome. So many health problems, including mental issues, are introduced.

Mr. Meeseeks?

Now that's what I call a strap-on!!

And all I got was this stupid marriage license.

A colleague had a great lab who routinely ate her underwear. He once pooped a pair in the snow at a ski resort.

Not enough fart and bum references for Joyce.

My apologies in advance for the long backstory, but it is necessary to fully understand the horrible-ness of the situation. I live in a tiny apartment in New York with my wife and son, which, ever since our son has gotten the ability to walk and talk and whatnot already made sex a fairly covert affair (the window of…

I appreciate that. You're absolutely right 69 is just too fitting.

I think I might be dead now.