Huh! I’m not a medical professional, so I wouldn’t know.

i beg to differ

These days, it’s one shot near the site of the bite and three more shots over the course of two weeks in the arm. Not nearly as bad.

Not sure if I want to *be* her or take her out to coffee and gaze adoringly at her. Maybe both?

There’s so many bizarre videos on Youtube labelled “ASMR,” man... so many.

I hate to use the term, but it’s almost ASMR-ish, the way that brush just perfectly covers the bottom of each boot and those tiny stitches close up that tear... I haven’t seen that movie since I was a kid and it’s still vivid in my head.

There’s gotta be Lasso of Truth-themed bondage rope somewhere, right?

Oh lord, yeah, I have a pretty vivid memory of reading The Notebook under my desk at school in Middle School... I remember firelight glistening on skin and honestly not much else, but that detail (and my mortified fear the teacher would Know that I was reading a sin) stuck.

I really need to read that’n... Finally watched “The Handmaiden” (based on Fingersmith) last month and enjoyed it, even if it got a wee bit male gaze/does this director understand how lesbian sex works at times. Thanks for the reminder.

A little butt fuzz isn’t the worst thing on earth, imho... but it sure isn’t the sexiest detail to include.

To borrow a phrase I’m sure occurs at least once in one of these books, my nether bits are tingling with anticipation.

It’s worth a shot, thanks!

I think that might be part of it for me too... sometimes I wake myself (and my husband) up by talking.

I look forward to reading your tips!

Pumpkin or some inferior pie? (I can remember polishing off a whole pumpkin pie at one family Thanksgiving when I was about 11 and getting in trouble. Worth it!)

Here’s something I hope you’ll address in a future article in this series: how to keep from waking up as soon as you’re lucid. That’s always my problem — snapping to lucidity seems to jolt me out of sleep entirely.

“First five Cosby jurors are all white” might be a little clearer.

Nah, a different one. (With only like three people on staff, which is why I’m a bit reluctant to say which — don’t want to dox myself.)

Just private-messaged the kid on Reddit. I work for a newspaper in rural Missouri and I’m really hoping he lives in my county and is willing to talk so I can write a glowing article about him and piss off the fundies. :)

But do the ride attendance constantly yell “GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT, SHINJI!”?