“I finished the original Planet of the Apes series this week.”

I would still think that getting hit in what cannot possibly be a clean scar would twice as painful as getting hit in the balls. If it’s anything like what happens whenever something thumps into my knee surgery scar, I would definitely prefer getting kicked in the balls.

I’m not the only one laughing at this right? Right?

Jesse — nice review. AV Club — this layout is fucking horrible, the review is squashed into a third of the screen for its opening because of the cast box and your terrible left gutter, it’s a pain in the ass to read. And more importantly, why is this hiding in the Film section instead of being promoted on the front…