The author has 20 years of experience in writing and 0 years of life experience but horn blowers like this think they have all the answers.

Two things:

I said it before and I'll say it again... Silly EPA, corn is for whiskey. 

Well said. Except you forgot the FJ Cruiser and it’s forum in your list.

If you bought a base model 200 you probably are rotting in hell... 

Now if Hyundai could just convince me that their CVT was reliable and bomb-proof, I would get on board with one. 

Says the Yugo fanboi...

Let me get my Official Disney© Crystal Ball and look down the road a bit... Shortly after launch, Disney will start to raise the monthly/annual rates (Disney is not known for being competitively priced - because - you know - Disney quality). After a bit, they will want to raise prices more. To do that they will need…

Angry and (wrongly) judgmental much? Numnutz 

SMAK-A-TWATT: the unit of measure for how hard a douche should be hit for making know-it-all comments - that are wrong or otherwise out of place - on the internet.

Well... To you... Maybe.

Sweet! Hilarious. There’s a lot of infidels who just won’t get this. If there is a Bible readin’ member of Jalopnik... You, my friend, just made COTD.

So... Slow news day and no creative thoughts at the Jalopnik? I is sad. 

I imagine they are the same type of people that sit around eating the latest iteration of the hottest pepper eva!

No Toyota FJ Cruiser on the list? Hmmmm.... 

What people are missing here is this is real COTD shit. Well done.

Put your pussy hat on, go to your safe space and color for awhile until you calm down. 

Holy shit, just move your weak, timid ass to Australia. 

Wow. Who invited this super-fun guy?