Buddy, I was in college. Not a time period were most people are making their best life choices. I’m very thankful for the scholarship looking back and wished I had used it more responsibly. But that’s life. And you kinda miss the point, so congrats!

Most interns for rare/lucrative careers aren’t the star attraction for businesses that generate millions of dollars in revenue.

In my first year of coaching at the college level (non-DI, non-revenue sport), I was amazed at the sheer dickbaggery of our football coaching staff. I mean, they were dyed-in-the-wool assholes. The pontificated in staff meetings. They took equipment that didn’t belong to their program (sure you can use all my…

They don’t get fined just 1600 for the 7th offense, they get fined a cummulative total of $3900 dollars for 7 equipment offenses...MORE THAN THEIR ENTIRE STIPEND. I don’t know whats more fucked up, this, or that they actually think they are going to a bowl game this year?

What if the coaches pull a dick move and schedule practice during a class time?

So you think you should be fined when you’re late to work? When your house is a mess? When you mismatch your socks in the morning?