Decency has nothing to do with being a 19 year old-or 39 year old-and having a messy room. But I’m sorry you still live in your parents’ basement and have to deal with getting your allowance deducted for not cleaning your room.

Is this a serious question? Many grown men and women in the places I have lived and traveled do not clean up after themselves and their homes are complete messes. Even those that hire maids have messy homes at times. Thankfully we don’t live in a police state and the worst thing that happens to them is getting yelled…

Actually some interns in lucrative fields get paid bank, like the interns for Google or summer associates at law firms. And in most instances it is illegal to not pay your interns and lots of companies are facing lawsuits over this practice.

And that there is no fine for getting arrested.

What part of adulthood involves being fined for not keeping your bedroom clean?

Also funny how they fine you for dirty dorms but getting arrested isn’t a fine.

Fining people for being one minute late is a pretty hard rule to follow, especially for a bunch of college students.

Wow, if you honestly expect to be fired for being late once, your boss is a dick and a terrible manager.

What is really fucked up is that the fine system for improper equipment ends up being more than the highest amount of the cost of attendance allowance-$3,620. If you violate the improper equipment seven times, your fines are going to total $3,900 ($100 + $200 + $300 +400 + $500 +$800 + $1,600). So where the hell is…