So, GM marketing geniuses see dropping the 7-spd and cool chromies as the key to selling more $60K Vettes to urban millennials. That pegs my BS Detector.

Wheel see—but for now, Trap, I can’t believe you wheelie said that.

Cheeto, please call me ASAP.

I’m sorry for you. I never considered what other civilians driving ugly POS transportation utensils thought about my Vettes (1968 thru today).

My hoopty have SPARCO Carbon Fiber racing seats covered with hides from the balls of the Malayan Giant Albino Cougar. I can’t find no steering wheel to match. What colors do the whale dick come in, Tom?

Who’s that, Senor Bogart? Beaners or white trash hoons? Or just bleacher bums in general? ‘Every’ friggen’ level? Haven’t seen any fights up here in my corporate sky box, but then,  I haven’t seen any of “them” up here either.

Yo, it was an inter-league game, GB!

And he was next man up for Judge Kavanaugh’s Supreme Court slot...

Good observation, Grant. But I have it on good authority that the only “career” any of these bohunks has is upgrading from Safeway checkout to parking lot cart collector. Others could advance from night to second shift down at the fish canning plant—maybe.

No! Not another “vast right-wing conspiracy!” OK, we got blacks and queers, which crybaby hurtlocker group goes next? I know, I’ll go:

louis: Gee, Mr. Peepers, thanks for your sage advice. However, you are assigning “status” to a bunch of cheap techy crap—the 2018 nerd’s dilemma. In the real world, your job, your ride, where you park your ass, your girlfriend etc., are the true arbitrars of status in ‘Murica.

...and you would know intimate, dick details, how...?

Congrats new Howard grad. That and a GED from a real H.S. put you in top 1% of all fellow Philly hood rats. Don’t imagine you’ve ever gotten out of the ghetto to see one of “America’s Fastest Growing Cities”, McKinney, a hyper-prosperous North Texas suberb of Dallas?

Cref—Your rocket to the planet Dipshitia is just awaiting your completion of their Minimal IQ Test for Immigrants (MITI). So far no one named Creflow, Lakeisha or Todrick has managed to get the score needed for integration into their society.

Didn’t he get shot whilst reaching for a gun? Didn’t his girlfriend video and narrate the incident? Where’s his mother coming up with thousands of dollars in matching funds? Michael said that she got millions from the shooting. That’s quite a legacy right there.

Cref—10 years “trying to break into rap”? When do you figure you’ll decide maybe rap wasn’t a good career choice for you?

“...basic right to affordable healthcare.”

What! “Poorly written” at the Root? How’d you notice? If you think her article’s badly written (and edited), read the comments. Some are so Ebonically ghetto that they’re left totally undecipherable. I know, I know—it ain’t cool to write/speak well. But it sure pays off well on the job. Try it.

Is that President Bush about Brownie’s FEMA performance in New Orleans?

O&T: Please see Wombat’s and my comments above. Sounds like you may be afflicted with the same dysfunction. Perhaps we could get you transferred to our VA Ward. Think of the endless creative potential. But stay away from the tall, smiling Somalli Shrink—he’s bad JuJu. I’ll point him out to you soon’s I’m done with…