Wombat I like it. In fact, I used to do the same things in my head but the VA Doc from Somalia made me take new meds and the creativity suddenly stopped. But worse, so did the applause...and I was even finishing my songs. Now, I just lay back and count the number of holes in the asbestos ceiling tiles.

Monique—why not let the marketplace vote. Isn’t that America? Doesn’t that unharness creativity and the arts from all the sociopolitical crap which seems to pervade every waking moment of our existence today?

Thanks for the wisdom, Bernie Sanders. You left out the 2nd part of your Leftist fantasy: ...”have their funds liberated”... and redistributed to more deserving inner city youth according to their GPAs and an essay they’d submit (in English) about the Evils of Capitalism.

Oh, you noticed that too. Then I saw this blog was called “Roots” and realized I’d somehow been erroneously click-baited here. Isn’t that (jury nullification via blind racial ignorance) how OJ was originally acquitted?

Youaretheparanoid... I’m certain when your meds finally kick in, you’ll make the finest example of respect for our current president, right? Otherwise, I’m afraid “youarethestruggle”-against reality.

Joey never said hot dogs were “brain food”. After reading his sandwich explanation, I think we can all agree with him at least on that fact. Only in America is there the opportunity for anybody to overcome low beginnings to rise to greatness.

Charles Payne is paying his O’Reilly/Ailes tax. Sounds like two consenting adults had some extramarital fun, broke it off but she then decides to play the Gretchen/Andrea card when her on-air ineptitude finally gets her fired.

You are out to lunch, lady. So, disturbed kid pulls a gun on them—but you’d have them leave theirs’ in the car. Now what do they do besides die? I know: they talk him out of shooting them—just like on your favorite TV shows. This moron kid set up the ambush himself.

As a cheap batchlor, circumstances force me to employ a more direct empirical method of guaging my mold ingestion tolerance. Scrapping—which you failed to even mention—is handy with bread because if you can’t see it, it’s not there. (Also see 5-second “drop” rule and the enclosed “use by” date interpretation graphic.)

But she has nicer cleavage.

Crave this show. Didn’t know they were a “couple” in real life. Last episode where she sleeps with the scientist only to discover he’s actually a good guy and so Matt had killed a man for no reason was so draining!

Michael, why did Crutcher: 1. stop his vehicle in the middle of the road? 2. Not comply with cop’s simple orders? 3. Keep walking away from cop and never saying anything to help diffuse the situation?

Mike, maybe these regretful Jackwagons should join up with the morally-corrupt Madonna. Her spoken dreams of assassinating our President should encourage them and other marginally-functional elements of our society.

Asano: I understand. I’ve had similar thoughts while standing in line among a lower socio-eco folks at the DMV. This begs the question, what’s the solution?

Brutal? Better trade-in for the European spec GTI which uses kilometers. These new numbers should relieve some anxiety...

Dipstick!