That is, uh, not how websites make money

Hmm...credit for a good memory, but I don’t think the SNPP team was named the Isotopes. What you want is:

I raise you a simple

Yes but only because I was making toast and having a stroke.

Mass is the most accurate way to measure something in cooking, and there are scales in pretty much every grocery store. If you want to measure by volume, chopping it up and measuring the cups you get is going to be the second most accurate, but is going to vary depending on how finely you’re chopping. A lot of sites…

That’s a good mascot.

The distance he had to go to make the catch is a very good sign for the pitcher; it means that the ball didn’t impart all of its potential energy to Ray’s skull. The scariest ones are when the ball hits and just falls right there.

Easy out: don’t buy Aunt Jemima because it’s garbage. Buy real (New England, not Canadian) maple syrup, because real maple syrup is divine ambrosia, and Aunt Jemima is the store-brand version of A1 Steak Sauce of breakfast condiments.

They’ve already released the new new logo. 

Daley Blind sounds like a braille newspaper

His perseverance will pay off big time when he gets that 300th win in 4103.

Sure, Eckersley doesn’t know how rough it is on pitchers today. David Price has completed 16 of his 259 career starts, and Eckersley completed 17.

Clearly, the PR department had fallen victim to right-sizing, which was necessary so it could be leaner and more agile to meet the demands of the current competitive landscape.

Ben Lindbergh did that study with the help of a lab. Basically, the balls are definitely different and they can pinpoint an exact time in which they changed. https://theringer.com/2017-mlb-home-run-spike-juiced-ball-testing-reveal-155cd21108bc

Shank snuck his daughter and a tape measure onto the field about 25 years ago and he measured it as 305. The Sox then changed the 315 to 310.

“Floyd’s an unapologetic abuser of women and the Internal Revenue Service, while Conor is a racist dipshit”

My wife and I have had the exact same conversation. Just waiting on the first couple to do a “sex-reveal party” and go viral.

The Dark Knight is one of the greatest films of its decade.