I don’t get it.

Thank goodness there weren't any South Carolina fans around.

Shouldn’t it be “Ben-gassy”?

I think it’s a bit unfair for Congress to call out the whole NFL when teams like the Raiders and Jaguars receive no contributions from defense.

you’re gross.

NOPE. WRONG.

You are the wrongest anyone has ever been wrong about anything in the history of wrongness. Repent.

Fall is not the worst season. You are the worst season.

“Ole Miss fan Found with ALL 32 TEETH.”

There’s probably no better way enjoy an Indians defeat than to leave with a bloody scalp.

Hello Mudda

Why would anyone tell Rashad not to score? That doesn’t even make sense. If he scores, it’s a two-possession game with about a minute left, and it’s over.

That is fucking disgusting and should be outlawed. Playing on a dirt field in fucking 2015? Jesus.

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

“I also experienced the missing fingers scenario...”

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?

“I am Legend.”

Btw if you re-read your post, all its filled with is you trying to sound like you know what you’re talking about by using a vocabulary in conjunction with your inability to actually know what you’re talking about. Scientifically speaking “Idiots are more likely to sound X”; let X be how much pretentious bullshit they…

“I think it’s great that a father can do that now.”