You think if they took all their money and combined it as a group they could buy a win?

If you order a pizza and it comes 13 months later, make sure to just shut the fuck up and eat the pizza, OK?

Ok, so the cop was charged with murder

People will still riot because this charge doesn’t change anything. It shows that it’s not impossible for police officers to be held accountable, but the charge doesn’t address the fact that the police department - having seen the video - did everything in their power to make sure that justice would not be served.…

Stikk 2 sprots

I don’t know man...people have different links to different teams for different reasons. I don’t bash someone for a sports cry because you never know what their lives have put them through and maybe the Browns are Bill’s one escape from a listless life.

This is just the manifestation of the lifelong, crushing sadness of a Browns fan. Sometimes it leaks out.

This was everyone’s face after reading your DERP BUT THE COWBOYS WON post:

Cowboys fans are the worst.

We’ll all be telling our grandkids where we were when Dallas won that one game in November that one season.

Top fucking notch.

Sometimes what doesnt kill you probably should have just killed you.

Can you post this on Jezebel? I wanna see a deconstruction of how racist the nickname White Chocolate is.

Wow..

Denzel has been questionable since Training Day.

This is the Deadspin equivalent of Russian news reporting on an Onion article as fact.

I don’t understand the problem with saying “we” when talking about a team. Sure, you may not play or have ever played for that team, but years, in some cases decades of emotional and financial dedication I think justifies feeling being a part of something.

“Join the club”

“I’m fine with blows to the head, what was the question?”

Great. Now we have to watch Missouri football again.