You’ve got some hard mental calisthenics to do before the season starts.

What’s your 40 time?

Too close to reality to be recognisable as satire. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ESPN: “We feel that Mr. Schilling’s posting of the Confederate flag is unacceptable. The Confederate flag a symbol associated with a period of history in which a group of people were exploited without being paid for the own labor. This does not reflect the values or culture of ESPN or any of our broadcast partners.”

Wow, I didn’t realize that ESPN was an arm of the United States government...

You can read the second tweet or you can type in all caps. But you can’t do both.

Or, you know, youth sports could be in the middle where you try to win but don’t take yourself too seriously. I know...crazy notion. I’ll let everybody get back to yelling for or against participation trophies.

I mean, I think it’s great that this kid isn’t broken up over giving up a moonshot or getting blown out.

A white guy who claimed to be black. In other words, an attention-seeking liar.

One of the group’s leaders is a white guy who claimed to be black but got outed. I don’t even have a joke here.

...but he has suffered depression since he was with the Bears,”...

They haven’t added more teams because over-reacting and rushing in sub-par schools would be a shitty decision long term. And everyone forgets, if Wisconsin plays like anything other than a flaming bag of dog shit in the B1GCG, the Big 12 would’ve had a team in the playoff.

Any matchup between Baylor and Texas Tech is mostly BUTT.

West Virginia might surprise some people this year. Returning tons of experience on a defense with a core of 4-year-starters and possible B12 defensive POY in Karl Josesph . Shelton Gibson red shirted last year but was the No.1 WR recruit out of Ohio and should be explosive in that Austin/Baily type WR mold, not to…

Every entry in this series has read like it belongs on a website that generally covers pro sports with little in-depth attention to college sports. It’s as if the author looked at a few scores from last year, checked out the bleacher report for some hot takes and ultra-obvious conclusions (Samaje Perine is good!…