Wow. Well I want to the rest.

Wait, you’re saying most AF pilots join the AF for the cuckholding?

Not sure about the 1B, but Phalanx in the early versions was well known for not working that often. By the sounds of it it’s now effective, but in it’s early days the RN trialled it after the Falklands and weren’t that impressed. The Goalkeeper was picked instead. Phalanx is now carried primarily as Phalanx is…

They can’t build the tanker? Ah, you are a little behind the times. They have been building them for years for other countries, based on a very well-proven cargo airframe flown by many commercial carriers, and have begun delivering them to the USAF. And under budget.