I see a bear growling at something on the ground.

Why is it, when stress or “blood sugar” or demonic possession make them say things they would never say, it’s never something random like “Noodle giraffe waffle”? It’s always something narrowly and specifically bigoted.

I don’t think the royal family has quite realized that they are on the tabloids’ leash, not the other way around.

They think they’re using the tabloids to mitigate damage by Harry and Meghan but the tabloids are using the royal family’s fear to enhance this otherwise nonexistent “feud”, making both sides look bad to…

Worse, it’s AMERICAN Catholics.

Americans have a way of taking everything obnoxious and corrupt about a given religion and turning it up to 11.

Actually I think the movies made it canon she now goes by Chun Skywalker.

There are only about 30 stories in the world and every narrative is a slight variation on those 30 stories. You’ll still get sued and lose if you steal someone’s copywritten screenplay.

The claim doesn’t have merit because the character is similar. The claim has merit because it looks like the company went out of its…

I have come to the uncomfortable realization over the last few years that change doesn’t occur because people hear good arguments, see the error of their ways, and change their minds. It has always happened because enough of the old reactionaries died and a younger, more idealistic generation took their place.

That’s…

She drove him across state lines with a rifle to go kill people. She’s an accessory to murder as far as I’m concerned.

Except the 20 cops standing by would have dropped her in a heartbeat. You’re only allowed to carry a gun in public if you’re a white guy with a camo fetish.

“If you won’t turn on your body camera, you cannot work in our city.”

I feel like things have come full circle and the Leopard’s Eating People’s Faces party leadership is starting to complain that, “I didn’t expect leopard’s to eat MY face!”

Eh it’s okay. Everyone born before 1990 decided that you wouldn’t need the planet when they were done.

Lol at thinking “right to repair” laws will ever be passed.

Those are the laws that are opposed by the only corporations that are holding up the stock market right now. Can you honestly tell me an American politician is going to go against the collective wishes of the most powerful corporations in America? Do you…

I feel like every speed record should be accompanied by a chart showing how much your ticket would cost in each state if you were pulled over going that speed.

Sales attracts a LOT of scummy people because the only things that matter to most employers are results.

I was at an embassy event as a kid where Bill Clinton came and spoke for a few minutes. I had seen other politicians speak in person before. That’s when I learned that some people have a charisma that radiates through a room and he was most definitely one of them. Even committed Republican diplomats were breathlessly…

I lost it at the name Vanilla ISIS for armed Trump zealots. I am spreading that one around.

Sneakers was a fun 90's movie too. Great cast.

Don’t worry, seeing something as foreign as “kindness” will confuse and enrage him.

Anyone who would pay that kind of money to meet Donald Trump would probably demand filet OF hookers.