THEY WERE SHOWING WHAT THEY SHOULD HAVE BEEN AIRING 6 HOURS BEFORE!!

That’s a capital “T” there. The Oral Sex.

Why is no one asking how the windows fog up with the front window completely down? Did they stop mid romp to raise the front window? If not, fat chance of steaming up the windows! This is the real insult to our intelligence.

I don’t think they knew about oral sex in those days.

Clutch Shiftington sounds like a background character in Speed Racer

I FEEL FANTASTIC.

That list only adds up to a half million, where did the other 2 mill go? Also being crooked 101, don’t screw over the book keeper

You need more friends if you can’t find people to take free flights with you.

He gets free press for his blog and a SW companion ticket.

I just want to know how you fly one airport, let alone nine.

How can you write about cars for such a long period of time and still misunderstand such fundamental concepts?

Chevy Suburban has a curb weight of 5400-5800 lbs, with a gross weight of 7300-7500 lbs (source: googled it). If those are correct, then a) can we get rid of the urban Suburbans first? And b) answering my question: no, cause the NYPD apparently and clearly has other (better?) things to do...

No.

As has been pointed out curb weight is empty with no fuel, no passengers, no cargo, just the car as it comes from the factory. Since fuel isn’t really a thing with Tesla’s you’ve still got 559 lbs of stuff to load it up with before you cross max gross weight for the bridge.

As the Konigsegg article said, curb weight is the vehicle without passengers and somewhere between 50-100% of a tank of gas. Pretty sure that last bit doesn’t matter much on the Tesla.

The difference between curb weight and gross weight is the amount of weight it can hold... Right? That is how I always understood it. Essentially, the curb weight is the weight without any people and people stuff in it, the gross weight is the weight with as much people and people stuff in it as it is meant to hold.

The weight you quote from that R&T article is the Gross Vehicle Weight Rating. That’s the maximum allowable weight listed by the manufacturer, including curb weight, passengers, and max cargo. Curb weight is still only 5,441 lbs so you can fit a couple of fairly large Americans and a few bags of luggage before you’re…

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

I found her CDL Instructor.....

I'm just...I'm just gonna leave this here.