FIFA v IOC in the inter-institutional corruption championship...WHO WILL WIN?

Oh god no.

Shocking... shocking that he was capable of understanding the situation at all.

What on earth does it mean to not deserve to be self-sufficient? Also, my comment was mean, vulgar, and no doubt undeserved, but it was NOT empty-headed. (Good job with the hyphen on that, BTW.)

Nothing about living in the parents' basement, cheetos, all that?

I have many Muslim students, male and female. Some are devout. They dress modestly, as is required by their religion, but only a few women wear hijab. I do think that the problem is the rather threatening misogyny ingrained in their cultures independently of Islam's requirements. Most of my devout Muslim students…

The parents, who are too worthless to even function as fertilizer, use their children as aesthetic human shields. They are the best justification for the anti-natalism movement.

I think horse slaughtering should be an Olympic team sport. Actually, the sport should be spread out over the whole Olympic period. First phase, steal horses from horsepeople. Points for difficulty, breed of horse, hours spent weeping by horse people. Second phase: the slaughter. Implements may be gas/or electrically…

No this

meh.

No he was screaming ChrisWebbaSon’s mother fucked donkeys for so long her cunt fell out of her like a wizard sleeve and she couldn’t wear shorts. But that just made ChrisWebbaSon more curious when he watched her using mirrors while she washed her waving, pondulous cunt. She asked hime to shit on it, and he did because…

Neither. Grow the fuck up.

“whit dudes" ... Does Denton have to cut back on the vowel allocation now?

Not sure how you'll do that from inside their stomachs.

If anyone sees him, tag him with a transponder so we can study his migratory habits.

People still live in "Buffalo"? I thought it was just a big, big set for the movie version of "The Road."

Marry, fuck, kill?

Why, are you an epidemiologist?

perfect

Then you should have come out with nothing but a dinner napkin tied around your dick.