Bill, you a whole ass serial rapist. Nobody wants to hear your bleating about any goddamn thing.

HEY DUMMIES: stop interviewing Bill Cosby.

Bill, it’s time for you to shut the entire fuck up forever, serve your time and go away. You’ve had 50 years of drugging and raping and whatnot and by all accounts, we may never -ever- know how many women you violated, given that surely some of them passed on before you were called into account.

It is baffling to me that I immediately knew the origin of this GIF. Why does my brain retain information like “one of the extras from the ‘Friday’ song”?????

Vultures. All of them.

“A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.”
Literal spit-take. I’ll send you the bill for a new keyboard since this one got coffee on it.

>A new cinematic trailer for the game showed a group of treasure hunters fighting against what could be demons, or private equity executives.

I think you’ve now proven via logic what we’ve all long suspected: people at all levels of government with access to classified information actively withhold information from him (or otherwise play dumb with him regarding what information they actually have or can provide) because they know he’s unfit for office.

Like any good person I don’t want Disney to win every time, but this isn’t good. The Marvel Spiderman movies were good, the Sony Spiderman movies were bad. Seems dumb to celebrate more of the latter and fewer of the former, even if it does stick it to Disney. 

Wow I had no idea this was built-in - thanks!

Ships are referred to as “she”.  So the red is to attract sea-men?

huh.

I was about to wonder if it’s archaic or something, but then I remember that almost all of Legalese is archaic. Heh. I dunno. I learned what I know by proofreading Appellate Court slip opinions... there are so many funny expressions that I’d flag them, thinking the recorder had just gotten carried away with metaphor,…

i have said, to many people....becoming president is the dumbest thing this man could have ever done, opens up all sorts of investigations into his business dealings and himself in general....something is going to come up...maybe not today....but c’mon.....

Republican: “So, Mr. Mueller. How would you describe the - garbled speech - hunt into the president?”

Michael’s sister started it on fire.

Uh, holy shit.