Yup, that's the one I use.

Yup, that's the one I use.

“leftys”

You meant Ronald Reagan.

My wife never does that.

Transporters don’t kill you.

This is one of my favourites:

At least we have food.

Warning: saying that feminists are destroying Star Wars basically proves that your IQ is a couple of standard deviations below average.

This sounds rather mild compared with Cosby and Weinstein.

Improper ? Most certainly. Career-ending? Doubtful.

It looks like a horse’s muzzle. They should include the horsetail buttplug with it.

Think about it, it would be terrible if some company decided to manufacture the guns that appear in the game and sold it to people so they could play out these fantasies in real life.

That would mean that in order to kill Ford you would have to kill a lot of hosts...

YOUR MOM DIDN’T LOVE YOU

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.

You mean I should treat Apple to $780 of my own money for an old computer.

You mean I should treat Apple to $780 of my own money for an old computer.

The reason is because you can’t say it. It’s like kids cursing for the first time. “I’m not allowed to say this, but I said it anyways! I’m a grown up!”.

“digger”.

Crabe and Goyle!

Don’t worry. This is going to end exactly like The Interview but with less James Franco.

As a gamer and an owner of too many synthesizers, those chairs are great until you destroy one of your synths keybeds with the back of the chair while turning around recklessly.