It’s so cheap that I’m actually considering buying one to keep it permanently turned off in my desk drawer.

It’s so cheap that I’m actually considering buying one to keep it permanently turned off in my desk drawer.

It always freaks me out why do they put old lady boobs on twelve years old girls.

I’ll wait for the Special Edition CGI-bearded Solo.

Whoa, your comment was like some sort of box buried by pirates in a remote island, full of puns.

Growing up. It’s a good thing.

That is exactly the reason why I’ll be brake-checking from now on.

You are both right.

Uhm, with whom should I side? The family with a tear-jerking story, who demand a special plane for them with no animals because allergies, or the 200 other people who want to move on with their flight because they have their own 200 problems? Because I can bet you a million dollars that somebody else in that plane had…

I only starred you because of that Bowie gif.

I’m 42, and what I’ve learnt until this point is that everything is a waste of time.

Just name the baby Sasha and you are done.

Oh. I'm sorry.

Autocorrect? Grammar nazism, much?

Don’t confuse the rose with its name.

The monthly tithe.

This is great Turkish betrayal.

Suicide is a very likely cause (man, over 70, with a terminal disease). Usually we men try to “save troubles to our families” by doing this kind of stuff when we feel cornered.

Because either

The uterus has nothing to do with how the female belly looks unless you are pregnant.

Volkswagen became in the last twenty years, a brand for assholes.