Sigh.

The boy is an sperm. The girl is an egg.

Dear sir: Anything can fly given the appropriate amount of propellant. I can offer myself for a demonstration.

Well, I’ve seen some Yugi-Oh.

They are all driving Pintos.

That footage gave me PTSD.

I can write you a heck of a Fantastic Four movie if you let me tear the characters apart. Let me kill Johnny. Let me make the Thing fight Reed Richards for what he did to him. Let me break his perfect relationship with Sue and let me sacrifice Reed in the end to patch things up and save that monstrous son they have.

This is probably the best example of Poe’s Law at work.

I could go on a long tirade of psychological and evolutionary reasons. But to put it simply, it is

Paranoid cats will agree with you.

In Soviet Russia, curves turn YOU around.

It’s a good thing they made a powerful Amanda Waller instead of a pretty one.

What? A full-female combiner? The Transformers franchise is now ruined forever!

Iron Man was a fine movie; Hancock not that much. That was her problem.

This will happen, probably.

Here’s another way to be mediocre that I came up with: TL;DR

Dat 144p, though.

Jim ! You disappoint me. The others ARE idiots. You only played one.

THERE’S NO NEED TO BE SUSPICIOUS.

Obesity is malnourishment. An excess of caloric intake is not healthy; as it the lack of it.

Luckily we have normal ranges of weight which are quite ample amongst all the human beings.