That made me laugh out loud. And in an unappropiate setting. Thanks.

It’s a game.

I don’t know if the images are shopped or not, but all of this could be possible with current technology.

No, that’s a comma.

So, he basically fights as my ex-wife loved.

Then again, it is by no means a glamorous machine. It is a slow, tubby, utilitarian, multi-role tool.

Yes, if we have to keep time and not depend on one-day-long batteries.

He looks like The Jerker.

Argentina = Mexico, just as Chile = Nicaragua, my friend :)

I’ve been on a musician’s forum on the UK for more than ten years and I’ve made very good friends in there. At some point, someone suggested that we should troll other forums just for fun; pretend to be other people and make silly questions. I don’t think anyone did anything, for that matter, perhaps troll some people…

Different people, different brains.

I would give him a last generation console, with a large OLED TV.

If one thing the mobile game industry needs to do is to kill the fucking tutorials.

I always carry a large stone with me because I'll feel a lot lighter when I finally drop it.

STFU AND TAKE MY FUCKING MONEY !

There was zero cervical injury management there. It appears that he stopped breathing the moment he broke his neck.

I'll just wait for the cracked version.

Makes a lot of sense.

Apologies to folks who are into that, but it's not my thong.

Tablets are 100% silent.