You mean “reconstituted pork slurry”.

Yea this. I’m not going to claim Elden rings UI is perfect. It’s not.

I always thought the reason this movie flopped so hard was Mars.

My take is that Batman stuff is always best when Batman plays a relatively small role. I think the reason Batman is so popular has less to do with Bruce Wayne as a character and more to do with the world of Gotham. Specifically it’s visual stylization and it’s really well characterized inhabitants.

Tips for enjoying Souls games and Elden Ring:

I think this is less that you need to restart, and more that you need to explore more before taking on that boss.

I was listening to the Beatles the other day and realized George Harrison plays the same fucking type of instrument on almost every song. What a lazy POS.

I think there’s some other factors that compounded the mediocre performance. In my experience, I had to play with my TV settings (I have a newer LG OLED) and adjusting smoothing, noise reduction, and taking it out of “game” mode helped a lot. I’ve noticed that some modern TV settings that really enhance a high FPS…

If you think that’s bad, think about what it says about the state of journalism.

Yea, the extremely unforgiving harsh moralistic tone of the news pieces would maybe go down a little smoother if cheap cynical cash grab pieces like this didn’t consistently put the whole site under a neon flashing “Hypocrisy” sign.

Theres a lot of ways to describe Dr Drew, but “once beloved” is not one of them. The guy is a psychiatrist who has — for decades — been profiting off of broadcasting the lowest, most embarassing moments of his TV patients’ lives. He convinced them to waive their privacy for a small amount of money, knowing this public…

Yea this is a really important point. Every single one of their demands is reasonable.

Im guessing part of the issue is because shooting in 4k is relatively new, not everyone knows how to properly manipulate it. Especially obscenely wealthy older directors.

Yea I’m right with you. I haven’t seen The Closer, and I don’t like what Chappelle is doing. But I don’t know if it’s actually in the LGTBQ community’s interest to elevate comments like “Team Terf” all the way up to hate speech instead of shitty old rich famous guy bitching.

I agree, and I also disagree with the reviewer that the mood is a weakness here. I’m really enjoying the mood and the music, especially in the unsettlingly sterile EMEE areas with their unsettlingly dissonant beep and boop soundtrack

Oh, and if I remember correctly it also had one of the dumbest closing scenes. M, England’s top spy, decides to leave her hiding spot in an undiscovered secret chamber TO WAVE A FLASHLIGHT AROUND IN AN OPEN FIELD AT NIGHT and is immediately caught by the bad guys because SHE WAVED A FLASHLIGHT AROUND IN AN OPEN FIELD…

Its about time. We’ve all been waiting for Jason Sudeikis to host SNL since his excellent work in... Umm... Hmmm... Gotta be at least one noteworthy role with so many credits... Still nothing in 2012... Oh here we go!

Who isn't?

I’m going to go with neither. I believe that the Awards Show Producer Integrity Index is a pretty comparable number to what we see on Kneejerk Internet Reaction Accuracy-ometer.

Wait assigning dollar values to human lives is neo liberal now?  Cause I'm pretty sure that one goes back a little farther than the Clintons.