This is the kind of insanely disproportionate reaction that I hope this documentary explores. Michael Vick tortured and killed dogs, and he served jail time. And your response to this is to advocate for racial genocide.

I guess that depends on whether you consider 7 minutes of dudes grunting per 22 minute episode to be good storytelling.

Your inner voice is waaaaay too rational to be Gwyneth Paltrow.

Christmas Wrapping is, in fact, the best Christmas song. This very website even put it in on the list.

No. Because without it, and Supa Dave West for sampling it, we wouldn’t have this great De La Soul song.

Oh yeaaa!  Star Wars characters are morons!  

Like The Good Son, but in space!

Pure evil is boring. That’s why Palpatine is in the OT for like 5 minutes total. He only exists to partially redeem the interesting villain.

Haven’t seen it yet, but I can see why a new poorly explained character is at least more interesting than a rehashed poorly explained character.

Because Poptimism. If they stuck Archers of Loaf in here, there wouldn’t be room for Cardi B and Bruno Mars.

“...maybe people have differing opinions and trying to make someone else’s seem lesser makes you look a bit silly. :)“

Boy do I miss music writing before Poptimism took over. I much preferred when critics on outlets like this used their platform to spotlight great bands and artists that needed attention, rather than reinforcing stuff that is already incredibly popular.

You deserve every loogie you’ve eaten or drank — spit from every server who saw through your Richard Spencer-like calm exterior, and understood the barely-veiled contempt you have for them and the truly rancid person that you are.

Valid criticism is different from vitriol.

It is literally A Game. A Game of Thrones.

I really liked Whose Porn is This?, the optional mini game in that level. I think I actually play that more than the main game.

I don’t think the point of this article is to state that spoiled and unspoiled experiences are exactly the same. Its to say that its not really worth altering how you live your life to avoid plot details that aren’t really intended to surprise, which you’ll likely guess anyway.

You’re wrong.  Kevin Costner did all the peeing in Waterworld.

What exactly about my argument isn’t valid? That you should have a shred of empathy for human beings who are telling you that they’re hurting? That mom and pop restaurants don’t sell 40,000 entrees a year? That a person who has spent 30 years owning a restaurant has probably already considered and enacted obvious solut…

1. If you think restaurant regulars won’t notice a $1 increase, you clearly haven’t worked in a restaurant. And if you think a mom and pop Greek restaurant is serving 40,000 entrees per year, you’re delusional. The solution isn’t nearly as easy as you want it to be.