Hear, hear... seriously...

The best part is that Donald called it "alone", and he still got euchred. Sucker.

Because some people are assholes.

My guy is really into fishnets... I've always been kind of "meh" about them, had never worn them before, but bought a pair for a weekend tryst recently. I put them on and couldn't keep my hands off myself! They made me feel totally sexy and I loved the sensation of them... I wore a sheer, man's-style, tailored,…

Just did a spit take all over my computer... thank you large!

thatsabortion.com, Lindsay Lohan, fisticuffs at the IHOP, Indiana/Planned Parenthood, Dogfighting Apps, crap dating books, Pat Robertson... Sweet baby Jesus am I glad I just saw that fucking bunny...

WHAT? Your parents introduced you to JCS and it's part of their Easter tradition??? Sweet fancy Moses, woman! Your parents are as cool as you are!!! Will they adopt me? As for you playing Caiaphas - I hope there's footage... and if there is, now is the time to post it...

Astrolabe, that last line made me spray scrambled eggs all over my computer... Hi-larious!!!

You rock for two reasons: 1.) You're Canadian - or so I assume from your handle, and 2.) Superstar is indeed the best biblical dance track of all time. Every year at Easter my sister and I used to listen to all three soundtrack albums, back-to-back, and sing along. She, being nine years older than me and fucking…

"Oh really? Women have never died as the result of being regarded as simply breeding chattel?"

I am a riot at parties and find the term offensive... Who are you to decide what a person should or should not be offended by? I have a shit-load of gay male friends, most of whom have never minded me calling them "girlfriend" with the exception of one, Kevin, who made it perfectly clear to me, in no uncertain terms,…

Amen, sister... Preach! That word was used on me for the first time 20 years ago. I found it repellent then and I find it repellent now. Just b/c I'm a hetero female who really enjoys sex it doesn't mean that I'm an orangutan, or that sex (for me) = babies.

It's a shame, really... I loved him when I was a teen-ager - "YES! OH YES! I LIKE IT!" - and when I found out that everyone thinks he's a colossal dick it really shattered me... I hate it when my icons turn out to be turds.

It's true... everybody really did have a hate on for Chevy... I wonder if he's mellowed as he's gotten older... It's been so long since I read it that I actually don't remember what Larry David said in the book! It's still on my book-shelf though - it might be one that I have to re-visit. I remember burning…

If anyone's interested, I read this about a million years ago - "Live From New York: An Uncensored History of Saturday Night Live, as Told By Its Stars, Writers and Guests" - and it's a very enlightening and entertaining bit of reading about the show. Much is said in it about the boy's club SNL was known to be, and…

An ex of mine introduced me to Maker's Mark... Wayne: boring in between the sheets, emotionally stunted and had dirty ears... But he loved him some bourbon and for that, I love him still...

Anna, I feel like you've been peeking in my journals... When I was finishing up grad school a dozen years ago, I was up to about 3 hefty coffees a day. One afternoon, while sitting on an audition panel, the room did a 180, I felt a hot/cold rush and very speedy palpitations. I asked the guy sitting beside me (a…

Thanks for your wishes! For as fierce as I was feeling yesterday afternoon - waiting for loverman and all - I do recognize that my need and desire for sex will change as I age... I'm just hoping that my mom's biological influence is running through my veins... Her interest in sex didn't really start waning until…

Is my libido supposed to be diminishing as I'm getting older? I turned 42 last January and am just now hitting my sexual peak... I get more action now than I ever got when I was in my 20's or 30's... Why just this afternoon I was hit on in a very good way by a lovely, lovely man at a Whole Foods in SF, and am…

re. Natalie Portman: I was really impressed w/ Charlize Theron when she won the Oscar for "Monster" and thanked her makeup artist for transforming her so totally into Aileen Wuornos. Makeup artistry and stunt-doubling aren't the same things of course, but I thought it was an incredibly classy thing for Charlize Theron…