I totally hearted you for that... I still laugh when I think about Burt Reynolds asking Bernadette Peters if she found any spiders in her sky-high bouffant. I haven't seen that movie in a millionty years but it was a classic of my childhood...

Not super surprising that Amy Winehouse wasn't (according to her rep) planning to adopt a child. When I read about that earlier, it seemed like a cash-grab to me.

Morgan Freeman - aka the Easy Reader - when he was on The Electric Company. "Top to bottom, left to right, reading stuff is outta sight!"

Holy SHIT did I need to see that! Whoo! Between death and heat this weekend, are you kidding me? Watching that was like being handed a cherry popsicle and running through the sprinkler...

Paris Hilton has no incentive to speak like a grown-up. Grown women speak with little girl voices because little girls (mostly) get what they want. Furthermore, speaking in a little girl voice is Paris's reaction to aging... We all know, as a woman, to grow old in Hollywood means to slide slowly into obscurity and…

Amen... absolutely the best ever...

I didn't realize that being a feminist meant that I had to stop eating w/ consciousness and sensitivity, and refrain from going to the gym to maintain mental/physical/emotional balance and a healthy (for me) weight. Someone should take back my card.

Nicely done! An amazing likeness... Now I want to watch Kill Bill again and eat a 2pc. Breast and Wing meal... That would be an amazing Tuesday night!

True, but his little beard has got more of a van dyke thing happening than the other ones... Just like the Colonel... It's not a perfect Colonel Saunders, by no means, but that's who came to mind when he shoved his face into the screen...

The guy who pops in on the left at 0:25 has a distinctly Colonel Saunders thing going on...

My ex-hubs loves Julie Christie. When we got a cat together, a male, we wouldn't name him Julie, so we ended up naming him Lester, after a character - Julie Christie's husband in "Shampoo" - played by Jack Warden. Figure that one out...

Very first thing I thought, even before coveting all those pretty dresses! Hearted.

Bunny.

He is the only stand-up comic that I will watch/listen to. Despite how crude he can be, there's a level of self-reflection and intelligence in his material that I can't get enough of, and a brutal honesty regarding raising kids - saying things about child-rearing that my best girlfriends have all said to me about…

I got 8/10 on the quiz and what cracks me up is that I guessed "female" for the passages by V.S. Raipaul and Salman Rushdie! Hilario...

Oh right, yes, sorry, apologies Melinda. The acquittal of two bad cops must be blamed on the lack of protestors outside the courthouse during the trial... What a ridiculous fucking argument! The protestors showed up to protest your shitty decision, asshole! Fuck you!

Just read it... You're right - it really is a toss-up as to which article created more of a shit-storm. Maybe Kat and Edward can arm-wrestle to see who gets the blue ribbon for most reviled post of all time, or which of them is more completely fucking ridiculous.

Sadly, (or maybe not sadly, b/c there's only so much bullshit a person wants to read) I missed that one!

Dear Kat: Congratulations! Having read all responses to your article, I think I can safely say that you've garnered the most negative feedback for a Jezebel piece I have ever seen! Well done!

Dear god, this posting makes me burst with laughter, reminding me of my dearly departed mom's sage wisdom to never walk down the street while smoking a cigarette: "It'll make you look like a hooker!" She busted this out when I was, oh, maybe 12? Hi-larious. RIP mom - you fucking rocked!