That, jigglyball, is effing funny...

Felt a draft blow my hair back as I was reading about Charlie... thought it was the fact that my patio door is open, but nope... just a gust of hot air as Charlie whizzed past on his way to rock bottom...

@Ivriniel: Good point! I have pulled my liners out of my boots a couple of times this winter when taking them off, and it's a bitch for me to get them back in - can't imagine how hard it would be for a kid...

Here in the wilds of Canada, we rely on our trusty Sorels... Back in the day they were butt-ugly and I refused to wear them, but now they come in the cutest colors and patterns imaginable! Mine are brown, purple and pink and all who see them are overcome w/ jealousy... well, when they can see them for all the…

What makes a legend most - besides her extraordinary voice? The Johnny Cash cassette and "Look Homeward, Angel" - one of my fave books of all time...

@SubvertAParadigm: Exactly. A harder working young actor you couldn't hope to meet.

I worked very closely with Rachel at theatre school and her talent, hard work and discipline are responsible for her overall success - not the TV she might have watched when she was a kid - although all that teenage TV might have helped her w/ this particular role... The source article that inspired this post is…

@anteup: No. I go to the YMCA and seeing the nutritionist there was free.

When my nutritionist told me two years ago that I had to eat more in order to lose weight, I sat there, open-mouthed, for about an hour and waited for the information to really sink in. Once she explained to me that starving oneself promotes weight gain in that the body starts to hold every calorie in order to survive…

@voxfox: Which has now been removed - good call.

You know what I love? Right beneath the posting of these gorgeous women is an ad for Dr. Bernstein Diet & Health Clinics - a clinic that promotes a style of starvation weight-loss that has cost some their lives.

@OneTooManySpoons: One of my best friends in High School (his name was JC) said of his then-girlfriend's vadge: "You could play Tarzan on her piss-flaps." I knew what he meant - b/c my own were not dainty and tiny even then - and although his comment made me laugh my ass off, it also made me feel like any man I'd…

@DearJamie: Happy as clams.

@Armed with Vitriol: That's a great boyfriend you have! V. different from Frabjous Day's post, above, who had a boyfriend who told her her vagina scared him b/c it was too big. #vaginalplasticsurgery

@Highsmith: I don't know that any of this is done "happily". #vaginalplasticsurgery

TMI time!

@Elle O. Elle: Totally got that one, SPACED sister! #lindsaylohan

Oh Sting? If you live someplace that seems to be losing its winter, why don't you come up to Canada for the season and "recharge (y)our batteries" in Winnipeg w/ some -40 action in a couple of months.

@KATE!: The bra shoppe sells it - well, mine does, anyway. It's called SOAK and I see that it's made in Canada. If you can't get it where you are, ZERO is an excellent substitute - lovely for all your fine washables - and you can get it anywhere.

@Blodwynn: Couldn't agree more! The crap part (well, kind of crappy) is that I lost a bunch of weight after my first expensive bra purchase, then had to throw them all out b/c my band and cup size changed. Boo. But my smaller boobs still look good in their new, smaller bras! #openthread