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This is this dude’s first-ever post lol

To the man’s house who does...

Stugotz was right?! Holy shit, Stugotz was right!

BREAKING: White Guy Continues To Fail Upward On Wave Of Hipster Bullshit

A lot of these people will only dig in deeper as more of this comes out because despite the sophistication of what the Russians did, the average person does not and cannot admit to being wrong or fooled.

They pick, I don’t—but they don’t pick by their words, they pick by their actions. It’s not “her or me, man,” it’s “do you have my back right now.” Friends are people, not toasters and DVRs. What I think of our friendship and relationship isn’t as important, at that particular time, as what they do, and by leaving the…

No cashier gives a shit about the company they work for. That’s how racist they were. Their racism and want to catch a black man was so strong it overcame their incredible apathy about checking people out.

My grandfather (who was polish) used to say “What do you call someone who’s black and blue and lies in the gutter?” “The next asshole who tells a pollock joke”

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Counterpoint: this country has a history of violence towards African Americans and you need to be sensistive to such realities. Sorry if in your white bubble something as racist as calling a black child a monkey is okay to you

This is not half as clever as you think it was.

wait is hating biden now a thing? I loved biden.

She knew exactly what the fuck she was doing.

Hold up - Kanye’s best is clearly Late Registration. That’s just actual factual.

Are you being serious? Because you should.

1.) Nobody from DC calls it the DMV.

≥≥Megyn Kelly joked that she could have just given the motorcade a thumbs-down and avoided this whole mess.≤≤

I find myself struggling with this a lot. I grew up in a exceedingly diverse part of the U.S., and was aware of the undercurrent of resentment that many of my fellow white folks felt. But what I didn’t realize were the number of people — middle and upper-middle class folks, friends of mine, with decent jobs and…

• I’m moving out of the country ASAP ( which will probably be in about 1 -2 years because I’m in the midst of a pregnancy).