The reason that reporting on a filed claim annoys you so is because the idea that someone might be accountable for racism is terrifying to you. Fuck you and die in a fire.

I mean, when I open a store, no one expects me to rent a storefront.

Lower that age to over 30. I’ve tried very hard to conform to text-speak and just can’t do it.

Goddamn, why don’t people talk about Kareem Abdul Jabbar the scholar more? The man is astonishingly well-read and conversant in a ridiculous number of things, and has a number of academic publications. Why haven’t we drafted this guy as one of our leaders in public discourse, I do not know.

Every time I get involved in this conversation, I feel a little dirty. I mean... I feel like the cabbies have a legitimate grivance, but when I try to articulate that I feel like I’m defending cabbies and frankly, they don’t deserve that.

“The only thing I’m a little sad about is having to relive the abysmal nightmare that was Age of Ultron.”

Now if only someone would make a non-LEGO version of a Marvel game like this.

Nope. It should be Kamala Khan punching Trump... the young Muslim Ms. Marvel in G. Willow Wilson’s FABULOUS new Marvel book.

Let it be Ms. Marvel, Kamala Khan!

I don’t hate that as much as I should.

He was a partner in the Houston office of my law firm prior to running for Congress. Despite being largely conservative and Republican, everyone in the office (and the firm, generally) loathed him, so much so that to this day, no one wants to use his former office. It’s considered tainted.

God bless (and simultaneously damn) the person who made this:

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

To think, if Andre3000 didn’t hate medleys we’d never have seen that nip

This is where my black ass gets to spend Christmas with my white in laws. Pass the bottle.

Finally! An offensive move by Roy Hibbert!

Fine but in the 60’s they would have arrested the Panthers.

Upon finishing, the gentleman turned around and screamed, “YOU LIKE THAT?!?!”

Thanks. It does suck. Thankfully, it’s not the first time I’ve had my heart pooped on and I’m 30 and pretty emotionally stable, so it’s not like when I was in my early 20s and every breakup was exhausting and was the end of love forever. Though I did pretty much spend the first month holed up in my apartment, drinking…

Human interactions are dehumanizing?