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Spend a month there first. Experience the traffic, everywhere. Take 3 hours to go 16 miles.. see how you like that. All the tourists cramming everything. All things price-inflated 1.5-5 times the norm. The constant latent hate from locals towards haoles (you’re a haole). All that gets old fast. I like to visit; I’d

Why in the hell are idiots still downloading fucking flashlight apps?? same for RAM cleaner apps, device cleaner apps, etc

after you watch an oil/lube tech wrench one down with a 3/4" breaker bar

Be glad you didn’t read the article, because when I did, I ran into this ad:

HELL NO! Didn’t even bother to read the description! Just went straight to the Crack Pipe box and tickled it.

Or a better solution to this and many more of the worlds problems, don’t have any kids.

For once I am in favor of somebody erasing history!

Holy collision damage Batman!

Just based on the “never messed with” and engine swap, bov, straight pipe etc combined with the “10” interior with seats taped together and pillar gauges, CP. This thing has so many surprises that are disclosed, certain doom awaits the owner with undisclosed BS.

They deserve each other 

I’ll allow it, but only before 3rd period.

I think there is an easier way to determine is it should be an offense or not that would still accomplish your goal.

I remember the speed limit sign with the flap that allowed Roscoe to change the numbers on the sign by remote control.  

That was one of Roscoe and Boss Hogg’s favorite scams. 

Brake engineer here:

A less than 8 week old puppy shouldn’t go anywhere, let alone fly.  

I’d change the formula a bit.

I’d argue a CUV has to have a car’s chassis. Like the Ford Explorer has the same chassis as the Taurus.

The fat and the furryious

Games you have to play to drive an MGB:
1. Rock ‘Em Sock ‘EM Oil Leaks
2. Why aren’t the goddamn lights working Cherry-O
3. Rust Against Humanity
4. Chutes & Synchronize the SU carbs
5. Guess Who is Making that Burning Smell?
6. Risk of Not Making it to Your Destination (Again)