Getting some Dwayne “Black Adam was actually a resounding triumph” Johnson vibes from this.

Some of us never started.

I wish I could agree, but I think there are numerous examples of people thinking they are more liked than they really are.

The Thatcher-esque lisp is perfection. This show is like a pitch black Veep and I love it.

Kids always think they are so clever and we’re the first to think of things.

“Doing his part to." Wordplay! Used to be a popular thing here.

Listen you might not know this but Gen Z, through Tik Tok, was the first generation to ever speak about things like the “white savior” myth. How could a white man in the 60s ever think of such a thing?!

It’s always funny when an ostensible “snarky pop culture writer” lacks the media literacy to even mock a movie effectively.

I know it is tempting to accuse Megyn Kelly (that’s “Megyn” spelled with a “y” because of course it is) of having surgeries that alter her natural appearance. I would like to point out, however, that nothing was ever natural about Megyn-with-a-“y” as she emerged fully formed from a vat labeled “conservative blonde…

So the major publishers will occasionally publish guidebooks that attempt to quantify “these are the specific superpowers that this character has” or “this is the official ranking of the 10 strongest superheroes in our universe, including how large of a difference in strength there is between #1 and #2, #2 and #3,…

Is there a way to improve upon the original?

Best approach: Recast Kang, and simply don’t comment on the fact that he looks different. The characters don’t need to acknowledge it. It’s the same character played by a different actor, it’s happened before, it doesn’t need in-world explanations.

I read Snyder is changing Skrein’s “Atticus Noble” to “Nazo Subtle”.

The female exhaust port is a myth

HARDCORE STAR WAR, MOTHERFUCKERS! WOOOOOOOOOOO! HARDCORE STAR WAR!

“Hey, techbros cosplaying as movie and TV producers: can we have another season of William Gibson’s The Peripheral, please?”

Not a lot of people can find that exhaust port and some say it doesn’t even exist 

I’m not letting my kids watch this. I’m cutting down on their Skrein time.

Look, at this point you kinda know what to expect from a Zack Snyder movie, so if you see this and don’t like it then you’re at least partly to blame.