I would pay good money—all the good money—to see a Godzilla/Pacific Rim crossover movie.

Now that there’s a baby Kong, Godzooky can’t be far behind.

The first three weeks, ABC will air three episodes in a two hour block and an hour long block for the final episode. Episodes run between 26 and 35 minutes so they shouldn’t have to cut anything for time, only for content like language. They may have shot alternative takes with swearing. 

KotM was definitely the least cohesive of the legendary films. Godzilla and Godzilla vs Kong both had a clear vision of what they wanted to be. At the same time, Godzilla vs Kong’s b-plot around the 3 characters discovering Mechagodzilla was so grating and unnecessary that I may hate that movie more just because they…

I remember other commercials.

Myself as well, always on channel 9 in NYC on the day after Thanksgiving and had playworld commericals all day! 

Thanks from this elder GenXer that spent way too much time watching TV in the 1970s and remember some of these movies fondly. 

Well, there are a limited number of permutations possible:

Fuck off, LITERAL fascist quisling.

Baker vagina is a well-known folk cure for PTSD, going back to 1600s Switzerland, where it was called “Bäckervagina das Heilmittel gegen die Nostalgie eines Soldaten” by Dr Johanes Hofer. In WW1 England they called it “Shellshock Meat Curtain from the village breadwife.” which even the Cockneys couldn’t improve.

Nice try. No American calls someone a prat. I’ll be damned if some Brexiter is gonna insult the 4th best actor from Goodfellas.

Don’t worry. They still have James Woods.

You know, the last words of the guy who did that, right as security escorted him out of the building, were definitely “WORTH IT.”

Oh, man, I used to sharehouse with a woman mainlined these sorts of daytime TV movies like they were heroin and she was Jim Morrison.

“Most of America” couldn’t even muster half the popular vote, FYI

“...you’re just a faded old prat with an inflated view of himself.”

So fun. And here I thought us costal elites were the smug ones? Jesus Christ. Why is it “obvious” people do not care about America? Because you say so?

Sir, this is Arby’s.

Wait, so the academics counted the lies, meaning the lies happened. And your focus is the guy who’s not president. 

“So, yeah, Apple censored the speech, but maybe it didn’t do it on purpose?”