I had zero interest in this until I saw Mark Hamill = Skeletor.
Now I have 0.5% interest.  It’s climbing!

Weekend voting? Easily accessible polling places? That’s crazy! How can you disenfranchise your working poor and minorities with all of those obstacles in the way? Man, you guys are terrible at democracy.

Ok, cool your jets there, chester, we’re on the same side.

I just used the word “just” an awful lot in that last post. I just apologize. (Just)

Honestly I just feel like most of these “both sides are the same” jackasses are just trying to justify the not-voting they were going to do anyway.  They just want to dress it up in moral superiority so they’ll have something to feel smug about on the Internet for the next 4-8 years.

I was going to pepper a few replies around here but man, why bother? This is the dumbass hill they want all our dumb asses to die on and no amount of reasoning will change that very dumb point of view.

I am very curious how you got there from what I said.

lol what is a book

It is pretty easy math, actually. You choose the one who:
1) Believes that climate change is a real thing.
2) Is in favor of gun control.
3) Is not a complete fucking imbecile.

The truly sad part is that he obviously believes his clever ruse is working.
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Wait, no.  The truly sad part is that he’s still president.  The other thing is just stupid.

I would also NOT pay good money for a spacesuit.  Though, to be fair, he would likely just have a spacesuit made for him by whatever blind tailor currently “crafts” his ill-fitting suits.  I’m sure it will be of the biggest and most greatest quality, too.

Absolutely! The first season tells a full and very engaging story on its own. Honestly, possibly the biggest problem with the second season is that there wasn’t really anything interesting left to say about these characters that the first season hadn’t already covered. Just my opinion, anyway.

Wow well now ain’t you a charmer.

It probably wouldn’t even be that hard to convince him to do it to himself. Just tell him Obama is the best there ever was at smacking himself in the face with a rolled-up newspaper.

You should probably stop and see a doctor immediately. That stopped being pee a while ago.

But has anyone actually tried hitting Trump with a newspaper? He is clearly illiterate and allergic to reading, so there might be some add-on bonus damage. He won’t learn anything from it, obviously, but it might really sting. I think it’s worth a shot at least. 

I watched the first 2 seasons of Homeland. The first season really is good television and worth the hype it received. The second season really tried to recapture the intensity of the first, but it just wasn’t there.  I may have watched the first episode of the third season (I honestly don’t recall) before I peaced…

That day was yesterday.

This is the second time today I’ve had a “holy shit that show is still on?” reaction specific to Showtime. The first was a commercial for the final season of Homeland. I honestly had no idea either of these shows were still in production.

They may be corrupt, craven, and utterly reprehensible in every possible way, but the true sin is that you are being very rude to them right now!