The only way a crossover with The 100 makes sense is if The 100 are the crisis all the supers need to stop. Clarke and Co have already managed to end the world multiple times to the point where they needed to find a whole new world to destroy this season.

You’ll have to pay them first.

Everybody wants to skip over the Phoenix parts and get straight to the Dark.

The Goblin Queen is always my go-to when I want to breathlessly over-explain the insane, soap opera contortions of the X-titles during that time period to someone unfamiliar with comics. I like to see how long it takes them to beg me to stop.

I kinda feel like the Lego Movie’s “Everything is Awesome” has a bit of that vibe to it, owing mostly to the brainwashing / Stepford-ish undertones of describing just how hyperbolically Awesome Everything Is.

Did it teach him to be less racist?

I remember being in an incredibly quiet theater (the movie sucked and was boring) when someone accidentally kicked over a glass bottle and it loudly rolled for what seemed like ages.

Taken a step further with Scott and Hawkeye: Endgame also shows two sides of experiencing that tragedy with the two of them. When Scott pops back to “Five Years Later” World, we get to experience his confusion, then panic, and finally impossible levels of relief when he is reunited with his (now much older) daughter.

I usually find the whole “Hawkeye is the lamest Avenger” schtick really irksome, but goddammit I laughed at this.  Well played, sir.

.... or, I dunno, maybe just relax.

Are you doing a bit? I honestly can’t tell.

They just kept spelling “boobs” over and over and laughing.  Then they ran out of O’s and fell asleep.

Well, in the spirit of de-escalation I will cop to the fact that your posts irked me for reasons I am not going to explore here (but probably should on my own time) and I was unnecessarily harsh in response. I apologize.

You should probably stop replying to me (and so fast too! Impressive.) if you actually want anybody to believe you don’t care.

Saying that you “wish [she] liked sushi” is the part that makes you passive-aggressive because what you’re really saying is that you judge her as less than you because she doesn’t.

Fine. I will amend my earlier statement.

Good lord you sound like a condescending prick.

“Crisis Actoroni and Cheese” is worth a star all by itself.  Well done.

I still think of that scene to this day whenever I see a truck hauling logs on the highway.

“Choose Your Own Sharknado” spec script:

Select Option A for a shark attack.
Select Option B for a shark attack.
Select Option C for a shark attack.
Select Option D for a Tara Reid (shark attack).