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Can flies mewl?

Seriously what is going on there? Did he just turn “3-Christmas/Easter-tree-backwards-question-mark”?  I have questions.

They know that calling someone a racist is an insult because they get butthurt every time someone says it to them.  That’s about it.

I have to admit I can be a sucker for an unexpected music cue and this scene absolutely sold me on the show. I was enjoying the first episode up to this point, but not really invested in it. By the end of this scene I had a big dumb grin on my face and my head was bopping along in time. So good.

Came down here to see if the first post flagged “Unicorn.” Will not leave disappointed.

Whoa, careful there. You just came dangerously close to admitting that flagging a post may have actually done something positive, despite your vehement statements to the contrary earlier in this thread.

I take issue with your use of the term “spew.” I’ll have you know my invective and condescension was placed with care, sir.

Well if someone had asked me to use “stan” properly two months ago I would not have been able to. I could now. Though I still wouldn’t because I think it’s kind of dumb.

I just learned “stan” about a month or so ago myself.  Right there with you, fellow over 45 and white dude.

As an actual 45-year-old white guy, I would just like to pre-emptively say #notall45yearoldwhitemen

The “content” of my original post was an entertaining (for me) comment about how I find you tiresome.

And here we have reached the “nuh uh am not” level of our descent into self-mockery. Can we go any deeper? Does this trench even have a bottom? Stay tuned ...

The idea of you calling someone else a “concern troll” is delicious.

When he starts dropping the “lol”s in there I imagine that some small part of him has realized that the room has turned against him once again. He probably thinks it comes off as condescending, but it’s really just flop-sweat in text form.

If he was a D&D character he would be the lawful good paladin with his moral compass permanently stuck on “Righteous Indignation” that the entire party can’t stand and secretly wishes the chaotic neutral rogue would just backstab and get it over with already.

Well since that guy is made entirely of straw exhaustion probably doesn’t factor in all that much.

It must be exhausting to be you all the time.

God bless Kingdom Hearts. I love how unapologetically the series lore has crawled up its own ass over the last decade+. I’m not even being sarcastic. I absolutely adore how convoluted and messy the whole enterprise has become.

Ohhhhhh....

You’ve “never understood the need for lists”? That’s a ridiculous statement. Even if you have this Super Memory you seem to claim and do not actually need to ever make lists for yourself (I find this claim dubious), to say you don’t understand why anyone ever would need lists either means you cannot relate to other