(Disclaimer: I haven’t watched the video because work.)

Does this film explain what happened to Mambos 1 through 4?

“Murder of One” 4 lyfe.

What, no love for Brian Posehn showing up as as the weird old stoner hanging out at the high school kids’ party?

Linger will always be a fart joke to me.

“Did you have to?  Did you have to let it linger?”

Would just like to add that not only is this a perfect dip, but it is also an excellent topping for potato skins.  I know this for truth.

Somewhere Zack Snyder is frantically typing “MySpace” over and over and over.

I think we have now reached the point where one can be referred to as “Florida man” without being in Florida or a man.  It’s more of a universal descriptor for a certain type of person / behavior combination.

That sounds ridiculous enough to be true.  Please tell me that’s true.

Sure, but figuring all that out would require a few seconds of critical thought to draw those parallels.  These are skills that both this administration and the numbskulls that still support it simply do not possess.

Well thank god you showed up to provide us with the much needed Ladies-Won’t-Fuck-Me-Because-I-Am-a-Dickbag-And-It-Makes-Me-Mad perspective on this.

Damn now I wish I’d thought of that.

I believe the correct plural would be “Nicholases Cage”.

This article was worth it just for that recirc / related links gag at the bottom. Well played, AV Club.

It’s naive to assume that the only way someone else might know what you’re doing on your phone in public would be via snooping. I commute on mass transit.  I spend a not insignificant part of my day uncomfortably close to other humans.  I actively DO NOT WANT TO KNOW what they are doing on their electronic devices. …

Not only do people like to watch it, they elected it President.

Be careful.  That level of stupidity could be toxic.

Pandemic! At The Disco

Is it Frank Stallone?

Well sure, maybe if they were picking people purely by chance. The problem is that they are actively courting the corrupt and insane.

I’m probably one of the only people who still remembers or listens to Belly’s amazing album “Star”. And the final song on that album, “Stay”, will always be one of my favorite songs from anything or anyone ever. That entire song levels me, every time. But in particular, these lines:

But I love him dear,
And I love him…