grow up? the airport is filled with monitors and maps, and from the picture it’s the middle of the night.

HE TOOK OFF HIS SANDALS?

He’s just following his mentors footsteps.

I’m always impressed by people who go to these kinds of lengths to play their consoles on the go. Last time I took Amtrak, some girl had her Xbox plugged into a decently sized monitor that she was balancing between her knees and the back of the seat and was playing “Red Dead” for, like, six hours straight.

Nah, that was me.

This is probably the same asshole who (seated one row behind you) takes his shoes off on the plane and then rests his feet on your arm rest.

Is it bad that I was more concerned about the brush than the dildo?

I’m sorry, but I’m not sharing a hairbrush with every random hookup you’ve had in the last year, let alone a dildo.

I don’t know if you’re mixing Calloway up with one of the others - she didn’t really have any “marks” per se, she didn’t steal anybody’s money or con anyone. At most, she created a false identity while seeming authentic on instagram and tried to leverage it into career advancement, but well - that’s everybody on…

While she’s certainly not the first con artist to figure that out--hell, look at what’s crouching in the White House--I think a lot of her marks were doubly offended by somebody knowingly exploiting the knowledge that she’s seen as cute and harmless with money. It was like finding out your shelter kitten rescue has…

We’re a white family that had plenty of money (my parents acted like we didn’t) and this was a white community in a mostly white Midwestern state.

I never had too much wrapped up in the “pretty” part of this equation, in large part because of dysphoria, but there’s another angle to the pretty, crazy girl that hecked me up - the brilliance. When I was diagnosed with bipolar disorder as a tween, everyone around me was busy reassuring me that it didn’t make me…

NYMag/The Cut have published a few pretty white girls gone rogue stories in the last couple of years which were easily their most read stories. Elizabeth Holmes, Anna Delvey, Caroline Calloway are the manic pixie dream girls of the instagram/technology age.

There’s a reason the roles aren’t reversed. If the movie were called crazy/poor person, the plot would fall apart and the happy ending would most likely feel too far-fetched even for Hollywood.

As a Gen Xer from a super sexist household, these books appealed to me for all the wrong reasons. When my sister and I were “well-behaved” and did what our parents wanted, we didn’t really get any other attention. Our submissiveness was our value.

Use it or lose it, huh? By that logic, I should have hit menopause 10 years ago. I laugh at the people who whine about dry spells in terms of weeks or months. Get back to me when you have to try to remember who was president when you last had sex.

Think about expensive breakfasts when I pay for healthcare?  I don’t see the connection.  Or is it to think about healthcare when someone spends a lot of money on something I disagree with? 

Business class hotel breakfasts are overpriced mediocrity.  Hit up yelp and find a diner down the street. 

“Business breakfasts”

anyone who stays longer than 90 minutes at their table