Lifehack: Just be selfish

I buy my lunches for the sake of variety, then I eat the same few dinners over and over again because I can’t be bothered.

Getting someone to eat their veggies is hard, and sometimes you have to cover them in bacon, cheese, or ranch to make them eat it. Sure, it’s detracting from the overall healthiness of the veggie, but cheesy broccoli is still better for you than than no broccoli.

the light’s no good. I always look orange.”

You best hope your pee stream flies straight and doesn’t try to dribble down your thigh, as I’m sure anyone with female genitals experiences from time to time. Then you’ll have pee-pants the rest of the day.

You would probably still wear underwear, right? Because otherwise you’d just have a zipper in your crotch all day, and that sounds like a nightmare. So you’d unzip your romper, but then you still have to deal with the underwear. But I’m also a bigger lady, so I’m thinking of how hard it would be to pull the “side…

The final piece is:

Right, well a lot of people can’t take the same shit they dish out. You’d think the obvious solution would be to stop dishing out shit, but some people don’t think that far ahead.

As a fat person, I would hate to be called chunky. But I also don’t go around commenting on other people’s weight. Do unto others and all that.

Right, I’m a fat person, always have been. I had a friend I met freshman year in college who was so skinny that struggled to maintain a healthy weight. Like no matter how much she ate she couldn’t keep on the pounds. She would complain about it from time to time, and apparently I was the first person at the college who…

They should have known Tribble was trouble. 

To the grey people, some of whom are arguing in bad faith, I am not trying to defend this woman. Nor did I go to other sites to read the exact details of the case. All I had was this article to go off of, and my knee-jerk reaction when faced with the cruelty and inhumanity of other people is to try to think “Well…

She’s probably not fat. She probably is just curvier than the other girls. She suffers from “having-a-butt” syndrome, and the school-issued swimsuit was only made to accommodate girls with the physique of a broomstick.

A bottle is a good deal if you’ve got two or more people in a group that all want the same wine, but I’ve never seen that happen.

Stay home AND buy all your groceries direct from farmers/manufacturer. Don’t even go to the grocery store, they mark up their products.

I will say it’s odd that Jezebel didn’t actually use Miller’s name in the headline, considering the story is about Miller reclaiming her identity. But I like to hate on Jez (while still reading it, whatever).

Y’all should look into Virginia’s bureaucratic genocide of the Natives. It’s a fun story about how Virginia intentionally classified all Natives as “black” on their documents in order to deny them any rights, reparations, or protections that the federal government granted to indigenous people. Even today there are…

I’m a Nordic Mulatto, which sounds like a type of coffee drink.

Hey now, Chrissy Teigen is famous on her own merits, she’s a model, a chef, and an “influencer” (I dislike the term, but it doesn’t mean she isn’t damn good at it). Don’t just reduce her to “singer’s wife”.

Maybe it was an accident? Maybe there was a struggle and the old lady fell down and hit her head?