Yes, I posted this earlier. I love the guy because he is so famous despite being the pinnacle of mediocrity. I wish I had his mediocre white guy swagger.

Look, I like Renner, he’s one of my favorite actors. I don’t know why, he’s not the most handsome or the most talented, I don’t know much about him, but I’m always happy when he appears in things.

Some places have articles that are decades old, or from some obscure publication. The rest I think are just like “Well Bill at the end of the bar said we had the best chowder, and he’s a stand up guy, so we went with it!”

Yeah, but, some of those brothers are gonna get shot for #ExercisingTheir2ndAmenmentRightsWhileBlack

Hopefully she’s a former friend. Although, she can’t be that good of a friend if she’s letting Andrew walk around with his hair parted like that.

Yeah, it seems to me like low-level Celebrity A started a fight with low-level Celebrity B, Celebrity B’s fans fought back against Celeb A (and went to far, because internet mob justice is like using a grenade to kill a fly. Gotta be careful when you ask your fanbase to mobilize). Celeb A got sad and complained about…

My first thought was, “Who is this guy?”

I expected cake.

The only reason it’s Adam and Eve is because Beyonce is way out of Adam’s league.

This made me laugh harder than it had any right to.

Like any sketch show, some skits are gonna be duds. As long as they’re batting near 50%, then I’m good

This is a slippery slope argument. There is a huge difference between a convicted felon getting a job after serving time and someone who DID NOT serve time. This social punishment, this social shaming is what we do when the criminal justice system either does nothing or can’t do anything (because charges were not…

Those glasses are a bold choice. I approve of those. The rest of her face can bugger off.

Toast is the Devil’s breakfast! You take a perfectly good white bread and make it brown! Disgusting!

Well, if it makes you feel better, my Black Mom and White Dad will be celebrating 33 years of marriage this October.

Well, you see, when she says “love” she means in the abstract, philosophical sense, not in the “how two romantic partners actually express love” sense. You can be a black person in love with a white person, but you need to live in separate towns, don’t date, don’t get married, don’t have sex, and if possible, never…

I’ve got a bad case of the Brets. I need to fumigate the place.

*Serena defeats Maria*

This man does not hang out with people of color, because we will come to your house, call you an asshole, and then hang out for another few hours.

Sleazy in the sense that all major corporations are, to some degree or another. Not an egregious amount, but I tend to take the common man’s side on these things. Also, I’m biased because I think Red Bull tastes like piss and medicine.