Unacceptable lack of Mark Hamill in there.

Master Race right there.

Oh my god. My first job out of college was claims review at BrownGreer. It’s the biggest shit show of a law firm and these players are having their claims reviewed primarily by clueless recent college graduates, sad sack 50 year olds who can’t find work and are probably divorced with alimony payments, and the…

Hopefully she’s able to get away while his foot is stuck.

As the quarterback of the program from 1999-2002, he set school records and led the Cougars to the Rose Bowl

If he got shot twice, doesn’t have insurance, can’t work and just hired an attorney, he is very far from any kind of profit. Hopefully he’s out of physical therapy by then at least 

England should bring on a few American players to beat the Jerrys.

Aqib Talib does his best to keep fine jewelry off the field

EDGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So callus.

No. Football is about grace and supporting are troops. It is not about violence or intentionally hitting fellow players.

He just jumped to #1 on Jerry Jones draft board (and heart).

Or you could practice being better at soccer so people dont embarrass you so much.

Unless you get a stain on them, men’s jeans never, ever need to be washed.

Samer’s secret fear can’t register to vote yet.

I give a fuck what she thinks. So do most rational people. She is a necessary thought leader who says what we need to hear.

Even then, I have a problem with it, because the coach and the Christian kids are going to notice who’s not attending those prayer meetings. It’s implied coercion.

Dirty martinis only exist to mask the taste of raw ethanol, which is basically all vodka tastes like.

You can put vermouth into vodka but that doesn’t make it a martini.

Who let the unattened child in here?