Fuck you. Pootie Tang is awesome.

Pats fan here. This isn’t true.

General Zhukov: Comrade, we have just captured Berlin!

“it’s important to note that in lawsuits like this, lawyers will routinely request an extreme sum with the expectation that it will be drastically reduced.”

This is really unfair to Coleman, especially since he hasn’t heard the victim’s side of the story.

You should do one on thrill kill. Would that count thought because it was made but never officially released?

This is great, because it shows that white & gold wasn’t real :D

G&W is forever wrong. y’all been wrong, y’all gunna keep bein wrong.

“Choose American or Japanese you likely will have to deal with shops like this who deal with less than desirable customers who don’t service their vehicles and try to get “something for nothing”. Go with a well grounded German brand like Mercedes or Porsche and the bad customers are the exception rather than the rule.…

Uh Cris Collinsworth is easily the best .....

His brother, restaurateur Rick Bayless (Frontera Grill, Topolobampo, etc.), must be wondering how Skip could go so wrong.

The slope is slippery. If a business can ban women or men, then race, gender identity, sexual orientation and all the rest will follow. “It doesn’t bother me” was an excuse for Jim Crow laws.

Whether or not my offering to split the check results in an adverse reaction from the man makes a big impact on whether or not there will be a next date :)

She was the more successful sister for a while there- advertisers were busy falling all over famously unsuccessful Kournikova at the time.

This has been brewing for a long time. Sarah has never quite figured out why ESPN hasn’t shown a Glen Rice highlight during the past decade.

Banned for “Anne Hathaway”

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

‪”I feel like that is the untold story of this data leak—how many people just aren’t getting a sexual connection they want. And rather than talk about how people could solve this problem, everyone is just moralizing.”

Patriots could have used a guy to teach their young pass catchers how to murder someone without getting caught.

It’s like Rob Liefeld traveled back and time and got a job illustrating fashion magazines.